Why not show some love on a Tuesday? This is my new Tuesday thang! Every Tuesday I'm gonna show love to some special faggot/bitch/boytoy/etc. Today I be featuring the one and only Ben Knox--aka MO Knoxious--aka Stoopit Faggot--aka my partner in crime!
Last night we shared the stage at Therapy for one final goo' bye to all them cute, stoopit faggots at Therapy Bar N Grill (dey nachos is da best)! I love dis fag so much it makes my butthole burn!
We met back in 1999. I had just gradumatated from Southwest Missouri State University. He had just completed his freshman year at Webster University. We wuz workin at Timberlake Playhouse aka Timbergay--we wuz BITCHY! WUZ? Well we still is...but you shoulda seen us runnin game up in Mount Carroll, IL. I walked in and heard dis faggot tryin to talk ghetto..callin grape kool aid "da purple," and thought to myself..."wait till dis faggot gets a load of me!" We joined forces and the worl ain't never been the same...and needless to say we never got hired at Timbergay again either...but we don't give a FUCK..WE'Z GOTDAMN NEW YORK CELEBRITIES. Eat it, Lyons!!!
You know who you is, and yes! we still make fun of you and yo' hernieated ballz walkin around in umbros. I love you, Ben. Go see dis fag's show when it releases--you gon' die, we all gon' die--FROM A PRIMATE PLAGUE...and
yes...dat means monkeys...and yes DAT MEANS AIDS! Look for us this summer in Fire Island--we takin over!!!
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