There's a part of me that appreciates it, cuz I know that looks don't last forever, and while my ass is still somewhat firm and high, it deserves some attention. I have no problem with the occasional, "God Bless you, Mami." However, there's also times when I'm offended by the attention, not because someone's acknowledging my womanly form, but because of WHO is acknowledging it. Now dis ho is officially OFF the market, so there's NO way I'd be goin home with any of y'all, but if you must continue to harass me and my sisters of the traveling big ass, and you think you even have a chance, here's a tip...just the tip:
Consider yo muffuckin mode of transportation...Are you on a bike, scooter, or how very 90s of you, rollerblades? What exactly do you think is gonna happen? That I'm gonna hop on them handlebars, scooter platform, or yo back and ride off into the sunset witchoo? Come on now. And if you in a car and doin a drive-by-holla, please know that I can't understand a word you just said.
Now excuse me while me and my ass get on with the day.
In the meantime, watch this video of these Middle Eastern Red Necks, proving that people really is the same everywhere ya go. I could swear these boys are down at Lake of the Ozarks! Hala! Hala!
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