I was on HOT 97 this mornin, y'allz and it was HOT. The Miss Jones in the Morning Show had me, Mz. Wendy Ho on the show. Miss Jones saw me at her show at Caroline's a few weeks ago, and loved "Bitch I Stole Yo' Purse," so she axed me to come on and the play the "1st cuzzin of Nappy Headed Ho," and I said, "HELLZ YES, GURL!" So it was a BLAST!!!!
However, there was DRAMA, Y'ALL. So they played the first verse of "Purse," on the air, and the word CUNT went out over the airwaves 3 times...oops...her editor made a mistake, so she cut the song, went to commercial, and called that stoopit bitch into the studio. He was all "I thought the song said '(eye on yo purse) it remind me of a GUN,'" to which Jonesy replied, "a GUN? EMPTY IT OUT LIKE THAT TIME OF THE MONTH??? PAY ATTENTION TO THE CONTEXT!"
OH SHIT! I loved seein that boy squirm. Mz. Jones was so nice to dis ho, and tole me I could come back whenever I wanted! Can I get a whut! whut!
hollllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! CUNT CUNT CUNT! Dat just adds to my legend, y'all! Thanks, Jonesy! Now where can I get dis outfit??
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