Tonight! Ho hits Kansas City! at Missie B's 8pm

8pm Show!

Missie B's

805 W. 39th Street

Kansas City, MO

Ho hits Chicago this weekend for 2 shows!
First Stop: Saturday, August 6, at Berlin! 10pm-12am
Doing 6-8 songs! With Mistress Vana, Anastasia Santana and MORE!

Second stop:
Sunday, August 7, at Hamburger Mary's Chicago, 8pm show!
Doing a full hour set! Featuring: CeeCee LaRouge and Phoenix Envy

Power Outage Postpones Ho Show, but dis Ho will go on!

Coulda sworn I was walkin into a big butthole tonight it was so dark and balmy...but  no...I was walking into the bar I would be performing at, if there wasn't a power outage! So we had a black out party in the parking lot, and suspended the show until tomorrow night: 11pm, at Raydius, Newport News, VA.  Sure it sucks that there was a power outage, but I gots ta say....I loves these people, and its impromptu shit like this that makes me love being a ho!

Look at what I gots to do today:

Did someone say, "Let's get colonial? And see some ugly kids!?"

I am DOWN!

Okay enough of Colonial Williamsburg! Its 115 degrees! Thank God I don't have to dress

up in dem old time forefather costumes. Bored now...I'm hungry.... good thing cuz its time for.....

I'ma ride dis train and eat it! Its a Sushi Train!!!! 

Included in the MEGA Chinese Buffet I mowed down on!!!!

I'm full...

Okay...so the news of the power outage hit us HARD...so I hit this  one eared,
life-size, automated miniature pony, but then I was sweet to it...it didn't care...
animals is stoopit. 

"Sorry, Ponty! You so stoopit! Gimme kiss!"

Didn't get enough of the anger out, so....I smacked some bisches!

And yes....ended up partying in the parking lot with my favorite trailer tranny, 

Eunita Biskit!

Now...my ass is sweaty, so ...See ya tomorrow...which is now today...
Saturday, 11pm, back at Raydius, y'all!

On the road againtz! Next Stop: Newport News, VA

Friday July 29! 11pm, 6157 Jefferson Ave. Newport News, VA 757-825-0440 

I'M BACK!

Took a little time off to rejuvenate! Trust and believes, I needed it after the whole Sandy Bernhard SF Pride experience, more on that at the shows, but put it this way: I made like Gloria Gaynor and survived, hunty! But I'm black with a whole slew of upcoming dates, y'all!!! See you soontz!!! Here's some Southern Cali Ho-Shows to attend before I hit the road again!

7/23/2011 :: West Hollywood, CA Hamburger Mary’s WEHO STUNNING with Calpernia Addams!

7/24/2011 :: Long Beach Executive Suite  9:30 show with MissConception and Tammie Brown!

7/28/2011 :: Long Beach Laugh Factory! Jason Dudey’s Come Out Laughing Show! 8pm Get back in the closet for 15 minutes of heaven with me!

7/28/2011 :: Starlette Review at Hamburger Mary’s Long Beach! 10pm Ho performs 3 mini sets!

SF Pride! I'm coming for you!!!

You can come see my Highness Honess at all of these events this week!
We will be giving away free tickets to Sandra  Bernhard's show, "I Love Being Me, Don't You?"
at all of the pre-Pride parties!


Wednesday 6/22/2011, 8pm-10pm, CD Signing and Singing a song at Cocomo’s Taste of Drag, 538 Castro St. 

Thursday 6/23/2011, 5pm-9pm, BeYou(tiful) Pride Kick Off Happy Hour at Rebel, 

1760 Market Street 

with Wendy Ho, Lonnie Tuck, DJ Hawthorne and some YUMMY bbq! 

But you shouldn't take your chances on winng the tix, cuz that ain't guaranteed!
Purchase Your Tickets for Friday June 24th, 7pm, HERE NOW!
Purchase Your Tickets for Saturday June 25th, 7pm, HERE NOW!

Detroit, Make Way for Da Ho!!! THIS SUNDAY!