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Hey y'all for all the latest and greatest please come visit my website blog:
Wendy Ho's Blog
As much as I love BLOGGER, I want mo hits on my website...I'm a greedy bitch like dat.
Who readin dis anyway?? Keif Sweat..NO BODY..NO BODY, BABAAAAAY.
Seentchoo, Blogger.

I'm OFFENSIVE?

I thought I was just bein real....
well I guess if Eve Ensler says so.....must be true....she all smart and shit.

TWO NIGHTS ONLY!
TICKETS ON SALE NOW!

A no-holds-barred, rock-n-roll comedy show featuring the next generation of outspoken, outrageous women comedians! Presented by Eve Ensler (founder of V-Day and creator of The Vagina Monologues) and Julie Goldman (co-star of LOGO’s Big Gay Sketch Show) this show is guaranteed to be a balls-out comedy throw-down. No subject is off-limits and these hysterical ladies are guaranteed to ruffle some feathers saying the dangerous sh*#t you think but are SO not supposed to say out loud.

With live music by The Totally Offensive Band, host Julie Goldman, comedians Rachel Feinstein, Kate Rigg, Betsy Salkind and Shazia Mirza (all the way from the U.K.), plus the dirty R&B stylings of Wendy Ho and the antics of burlesque superstars The Wau Wau Sisters, put on your party dress and pull up your big girl pants - it's going to be one incredibly funny night.

Produced by Julie Goldman, Erin Keating and Eve Ensler
Directed by Virginia Scott

@ The Zipper Factory Theatre
336 West 37th St.
between 8th and 9th Aves.

Tickets are $28
Click here to get tix in advance: http://www.thezipperfactory.com
or call 212-352-3101
20% discount for groups of 10+ - use code “ToughCookie” at checkout!

Videos/Words of the Day!

Vidayos! 1st...there's a word for college kids that be dancin around in they dorm rooms like this, and that word is: HIGH.
Love you, kids!


There's a word for men who are so over the top macho that they be frontin masculinity SO HARD that it hurts...that word is: CLOSETED

Wendy Ho-The Special HoLympics


and finally...BUTT SEX.


Happy Hump Day!

FREE SONG, FREE RINGTONES!

OHHHH I BETCHOO NEVAH THOUGHT YOU’D SEE THE DAY THAT DIS HO WOULD GIVE OUT FREE SHIT, BUT TODAY IS THE DAY! MARCH 20TH--GIMME MY FREE DAY!!!
SO! Here you go chilrens:
you can download my newly added song, "Cocaine" FO free for the next 24 hours

make sure you give my disco anthem "2Nite Lady" a listen up, writing this song was a turning point in my healing as not only a HO..but a LADAY!

also RINGTONES, sucka! ring a ling a ling tones!!!!
go to my ringtone page on my website cuz myspace done disabled the myxertone button! here you go: RINGTONES

BLOGS, BLOGS, BLOGS!

Hey y'allz! Here's several hot press clips from today!
I'm working with Tionna Smalls of TALK DAT ISH. She used to write an advice column for Gawker, and now she's turning into a media mogul! And so of course...SHE HANDLIN DIS HO'S SHIT! Take a look at dis:
D Listed
crunktastical.net
ohnotheydidn't

AND
this fantastic interview on gay.com

yippeeeeeeeeee, faggots!

4 mo' days till frisco where i won't be usin no crisco, they asses is aleady lubed!

The Hung and the Breathless

Y'allz! I got a myspace shout out from my new friend George who is the hairstylist over at the Young and The Restless! He done tole me that all them bitches be singin Bitch I Stole Yo Purse over in they dressing room! Now, y'allz...this is a supreme honor for me #1 cuz I used to watch this program or "story," as my Grandma liked to call it in the summertime when my parents would send me to their version of "fat camp," aka my Grandma's house. Grandma was sposed to make me eat better and exercise...but we ended up fagging out together with episodes of the Y & R, ice cream, and really RED LIPSTICK! We would sit in front of the tv after our morning house cleaning chores and scream obscenities at Jack Abbott (YOU'RE AN ASS!) and Jill Foster Abbot (SNEAKY BITCH!)and Katherine Chancellor (IRON MAIDEN!) Victor Newman (STICK YO DICK IN MY MOUTH!)--kidding on that last one, but this is where I learned that having a potty mouth was FUN, y'allz. I was a 10 year old little chubbette telling people that I wanted to be the president of Jabot cosmetics..well until Grandma showed me my first R rated movie, The Best Lil Whore House in Texas--then I wanted to have big boobs and a chicken ranch! I think you can see this inspiration of dramatic cosmetic flair AND tradin poon for chickens in my act. I only wish my Grams was around to see this today, but I'm SURE she's got a hand in this somehows!
these 2 bitches were always our FAVORITES...

2 very special valentine's day videos

1st-- a collaboration with the BRILLIANT John F. O'Donnell! And of course our directing/editing team: Heather Collis and Ben Knox!! We shot and edited all in one day!


And Jazzmun in Los Angeles covers me again--she does me such honor! Dat queen is SO PRETTY TOO! I'M JEALOUS of her beauty!!!