I was on HOT 97 this mornin, y'allz and it was HOT. The Miss Jones in the Morning Show had me, Mz. Wendy Ho on the show. Miss Jones saw me at her show at Caroline's a few weeks ago, and loved "Bitch I Stole Yo' Purse," so she axed me to come on and the play the "1st cuzzin of Nappy Headed Ho," and I said, "HELLZ YES, GURL!" So it was a BLAST!!!!
However, there was DRAMA, Y'ALL. So they played the first verse of "Purse," on the air, and the word CUNT went out over the airwaves 3 times...oops...her editor made a mistake, so she cut the song, went to commercial, and called that stoopit bitch into the studio. He was all "I thought the song said '(eye on yo purse) it remind me of a GUN,'" to which Jonesy replied, "a GUN? EMPTY IT OUT LIKE THAT TIME OF THE MONTH??? PAY ATTENTION TO THE CONTEXT!"
OH SHIT! I loved seein that boy squirm. Mz. Jones was so nice to dis ho, and tole me I could come back whenever I wanted! Can I get a whut! whut!
hollllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! CUNT CUNT CUNT! Dat just adds to my legend, y'all! Thanks, Jonesy! Now where can I get dis outfit??
This is my producer/writing partner/sound engineer/ one of my best frenz in da world. We had a baby togethra named Ho...she has a new album out! You done bought it yet?
You stoopit if you haven't... anyways..we met way back in the winter of 2005. I wrote a song called "we are one," a gospely, inspirashuns song...fo real..it wasn't dirty or nothin. I was with a boyfriend at the time who didn't want me to sing like Wendy Ho...so I shut up for him...I'LL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN...I digress...I tole Craig about an ep that I put out in the summer of 2003 called, "Wendy Ho: Bitch Off A Leash," and he tole me straight up that I was stoopit for shuttin myself up on account of some man. I so glad he was right. He gave dis a Ho a voice, and then he gave me a pen and said, "write, bitch!" We've been at it ever since and I hope we never stop. I loves you Craig! If you ever wanna great experience in the recording studio go to his website: www.littlepioneer.com
He's amazing.
Thanks to everyone who showed up, hoed up, and throwed up--especially Judy Gold for throwin up all over the audience--um dat bitch is CRAZY. Gotta give the bitch props, though, she offended an audience member enough to get them to LEAVE. Way to go, Judes! Jim David canceled on us, because he was passed out over at The Anal Hut Bar & Grill. Producing is crazy, y'all. I am hungs ovra.
xo-ho
