Y'allz! I got a myspace shout out from my new friend George who is the hairstylist over at the Young and The Restless! He done tole me that all them bitches be singin Bitch I Stole Yo Purse over in they dressing room! Now, y'allz...this is a supreme honor for me #1 cuz I used to watch this program or "story," as my Grandma liked to call it in the summertime when my parents would send me to their version of "fat camp," aka my Grandma's house. Grandma was sposed to make me eat better and exercise...but we ended up fagging out together with episodes of the Y & R, ice cream, and really RED LIPSTICK! We would sit in front of the tv after our morning house cleaning chores and scream obscenities at Jack Abbott (YOU'RE AN ASS!) and Jill Foster Abbot (SNEAKY BITCH!)and Katherine Chancellor (IRON MAIDEN!) Victor Newman (STICK YO DICK IN MY MOUTH!)--kidding on that last one, but this is where I learned that having a potty mouth was FUN, y'allz. I was a 10 year old little chubbette telling people that I wanted to be the president of Jabot cosmetics..well until Grandma showed me my first R rated movie, The Best Lil Whore House in Texas--then I wanted to have big boobs and a chicken ranch! I think you can see this inspiration of dramatic cosmetic flair AND tradin poon for chickens in my act. I only wish my Grams was around to see this today, but I'm SURE she's got a hand in this somehows!
these 2 bitches were always our FAVORITES...
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