The Hung and the Breathless

Y'allz! I got a myspace shout out from my new friend George who is the hairstylist over at the Young and The Restless! He done tole me that all them bitches be singin Bitch I Stole Yo Purse over in they dressing room! Now, y'allz...this is a supreme honor for me #1 cuz I used to watch this program or "story," as my Grandma liked to call it in the summertime when my parents would send me to their version of "fat camp," aka my Grandma's house. Grandma was sposed to make me eat better and exercise...but we ended up fagging out together with episodes of the Y & R, ice cream, and really RED LIPSTICK! We would sit in front of the tv after our morning house cleaning chores and scream obscenities at Jack Abbott (YOU'RE AN ASS!) and Jill Foster Abbot (SNEAKY BITCH!)and Katherine Chancellor (IRON MAIDEN!) Victor Newman (STICK YO DICK IN MY MOUTH!)--kidding on that last one, but this is where I learned that having a potty mouth was FUN, y'allz. I was a 10 year old little chubbette telling people that I wanted to be the president of Jabot cosmetics..well until Grandma showed me my first R rated movie, The Best Lil Whore House in Texas--then I wanted to have big boobs and a chicken ranch! I think you can see this inspiration of dramatic cosmetic flair AND tradin poon for chickens in my act. I only wish my Grams was around to see this today, but I'm SURE she's got a hand in this somehows!
these 2 bitches were always our FAVORITES...

2 very special valentine's day videos

1st-- a collaboration with the BRILLIANT John F. O'Donnell! And of course our directing/editing team: Heather Collis and Ben Knox!! We shot and edited all in one day!


And Jazzmun in Los Angeles covers me again--she does me such honor! Dat queen is SO PRETTY TOO! I'M JEALOUS of her beauty!!!

This coming Tuesday/ CD Sale!!!

What up, peeps?
So here's the latest Ho News for February so far! Its Black History Month, and what better way to celebrate than to do some singin and carryin on in the name of FREEDOM...OR FREE SHIT..which ever one makes you happier!
Lots of good shit happening!
Super Who's day? HO'S DAY...or night, rathter! This Tuesday, February 5th, at 10:30pm@ VLADA (dat's gay for SUPER HOT HOMO LOUNGE) 331 W. 51st Street bw 8th and 9th, NYC! I'm the HOstess with the MOstess at for this Tuesday night show that's guaranteed to be SUPER!--FREE SHOW! DJ Steven Paul Spinnin and my girl Singer/Songstress Maddy Wyatt will be joining me to sing her newest hit, "ODE to BARACK." Go check this song out at: www.maddywyatt.com--FREE download!!!
I'm gonna sing some of my regular tunes, play a game or 2, give away FREE prizes, and I **MIGHT** try to pull song about Hillary outta my pussy, or Maddy suggested we might just arm wrestle! Either way its gonna be one HELL of a show!!!

ALSO....
I am givin y'all somethin you can FEEL...AGAIN!

****In honor of Black History Month and VD, my album is now on sale for $10--this price includes shipping AND a swatch of my panties! CLICK HERE, and then click BUY NOW on the page!! This album is the best Valentine's Gift you could ever get that someone special--put on track number 10 and just SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!! TRUST, YO MAMA GONNA LOVE DIS ALBUM TOO! WE ALL DESERVE TO GET PAID AND LAID ON VALENTINE'S DAY! THIS ALBUM MAKES THAT POSSIBLE!!****

****LASTLY (IS DAT A WERD?)
Set yo' DVRS, muthafuckas!!! Tomorrow night at midnight Logo debuts The Ultimate Funniest Videos...if I'm not on that list, something is SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THE STATE OF GAYDOM IN DIS CUNTRY***

Aweright, now! Be good chilrens and listen to MamaHo...MamaSay...MamaSah...Mammakusah!
See you on Tuesday@ 10:30!!! And click this shit--BUY IT, BITCH!!!