"Gurl, Putcho Tampon In" for real, for serious, gurl. I know you ain't just bein a bische just cuz...putcha damn tampon in, and if its a heavy day DOUBLE UP!!!
cont'd from FACEBOOK
....it ended up shifting around! It was by my bellybutton, in between my lips at one point, and yes...even lingering in my ass. But I was proud to know that I was surfing the Crimson Tide on a surfboard of bleached cotton that was prahly going to give me toxic shock syndrome cuz it thought it needed to be a tampon. Poor lil misguided maxipad who thought you was a tampon. You will always be my first.
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I put a tampon in my butt once.
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