Happy New Years, Bisches!

Here’s to 2011! Hopefully there won’t be too many more videos booted from YouTubes, you’ll just say NO to Tina, and YES to butt lubes, and you’ll NEVER get a Poop Noodle!!! This year I’ll continue hoin in WeHo every Thursday, funk it all at Faultline’s Truckstop LA, and lay it down in Long Beach! I also have plans to secrete salvation in San Francisco, penetrate poonannies in Pensacola, FL, hammer dem holes in Houston, kick the kunts of Kansas City, and take a nump in New York City!