Wednesday, March 01, 2006

who dat ho?

u seent her at dey Roxy
and dey Ther-uh-pee
she da new hip hop qween
flowin gospel com-uh-dee

every freaque show every ghetto
muthhafuckas holla, mutahfuckas bellow
who dat ho? who dat ho? who dat muthafuckin ho?

frontin the blonde weave
them fly ass pumps
have you ever seen dat ho
when she workin her humps?

Amens, my brothas and sistas.
Happy Ass Wednesday. Let da lentil soup be eatins up.
1st Blog on the Blogspot...so welcome to my church.
Speakin of spots...woke up dis moanin to my special P.
She came on in right on a bran new pair of vitoria secretions undrawears...thanks, P.
P. is heavy too.
Not only do I got dey cramps...i also got dey clunks...for dose of you who don't know what clunks be..dey is clunky, chunky, red clots dat you gets in yo tampon, maxipad, and sometimes dey ruin yo' undrawears so bads that you can't even bring yoself to wear them again--unless you think you might have a clunk day. I got a lil pile in my undrawear draw fo' clunk days. The prahlem is you just don't ever really know when its gon be clunk and when its gon be free. Yes I said Free...cuz you know fo' show a woman is enslaved by da P once a month just so we'd be able to give birf to all y'all stoopit muthafuckas out dare.

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